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20 more video game quotes that will make you wet yourself

A while back we compiled a list of 35 quotes from video games that really got our senses tingling… or just made us wet ourselves every time we heard them, even they were a little lame. This time around we have added an additional 20 to the list. Enjoy folks! 

While these quotes are in no particular order, feel free to run through them. Additionally, if we have missed any of your favourite video game character quotes, feel free to drop them in the comment box below.

1. Girl: “What a cute boy! Interested in my body aren’t you?”
Man: “…Not Interested.”
Girl: “Oh. You’re into that!..”
Man: “I like girls, but now… it’s about justice.” (Castle Shikigama 2).
2. “They say there is no medicine that can cure a fool. I guess that’s true” (Legend of Zelda) 
3. “You have died of dysentery” (Oregon Trail) 
4. “YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD.” (Friday the 13th) 
5. “This is your fault. I’m going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don’t even care, do you?” (Portal) 

“Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO!” (Portal 2) 
7.“I am the great mighty poo, and I’m going to throw my shit at you.” (Conker’s Bad Fur Day) 
8. “Why, that’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen!” (The Secret of Monkey Island) 
9. “Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?” (BioShock) 
10. “A man chooses; a slave obeys.” (BioShock) 

11. “They call me Gato, I have metal joints. Beat me up and win 15 Silver Points.” (Chrono Trigger) 
12. “Big American titties!” (Grand Theft Auto IV) 
13. “Wait, that’s not how it happened.” (Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time) 
14. “Jill, here’s a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.” (Resident Evil) 
15. “A nosy old hag like you knows everything about the people who live under her roof. Where did she go?” (LA Noire) 

 “There are two ways of doin this, my way or its a he’s a dead motherfucker way. Take your pick.” (Conker’s Bad Fur Day) 
“Were your parents related? Like, before they were married?” (Conker’s Bad Fur Day) 
“I’ll grant you the honour of carrying me” (Legend of Zelda) 
19. Roman: “I don’t want to die like this!” Niko: “How do you want to die?” Roman: “I don’t know, maybe while having a threesome on my 100th birthday” (Grand Theft Auto IV) 
20. “I want everyone to know that I really appreciate all the hard work. You know, watching you guys is like a night in, watching my favourite movie. What was the name of that movie again? Oh, yes. Attack of the stupid bungling idiots who can’t find an bigger idiot running around dressed like a bat! Now get to it!” (Batman)

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