So, after a few minutes of hitting the internet, oh you beautiful strange thing you, I came across the trailer for a rather odd, but intriguing game called “Coffin Dodgers.” Now, with a title like Coffin Dodgers I could only assume that this game involved old people… Well, to my surprise, I was right on the money.
Wanna go for a spin Pops? Coffin Dodgers sees you take on the role of saving 1 of 7 old retirees, each racing for their soul on “pimped up” mobility scooters against the Grim Reaper and his Zombie army around a 3D open world. Armed with a variety of homemade weapons, battle through 13 unique tracks! Can you survive the retirement village?
Now, if old people battling Death for their Soul has not gotten your attention, then maybe you in the wrong place buddy.
The Overlord, the master, the one who tries to get things done… I think they call it the “Editor-in-Chief”… I may even be cooler than Master Chief, but that remains to be questioned.